The 12 Days of a Sexually Healthy Christmas

On the first day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

A Stinging Sensation when I wee.

On the second day of Christmas                           

my true love sent to me:

Microgynon                 

and A Stinging Sensation when I wee.                    

On the third day of Christmas                                                       

my true loved sent to me:                            

K-Y Jelly

Microgynon

and A Stinging Sensation when I wee.

On the fourth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

All Kinds of Swabs

K-Y Jelly

Microgynon

An A Stinging Sensation when I wee.

On the fifth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

Pee in A Pot

All Kinds of Swabs

K-Y Jelly

Microgynon

And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the sixth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

Text Results

Pee in A Pot

All Kinds of Swabs

K-Y Jelly

Microgynon

And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the seventh day of Christmas 

my true love sent to me:

Azithromycin

Text Results

Pee in A Pot

All Kinds of Swabs

K_Y Jelly

Microgynon

And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the eighth day of Christmas 

my true love sent to me:

Partner Tracing

Azithromycin

Text Results

Pee in A Pot

All Kinds of Swabs

K-Y Jelly

Microgynon

And A Singing Sensation when I wee

On the ninth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

Clear Fallopian Tubes

Partner Tracing

Azithromycin

Text Results

Pee in A Pot

All Kinds of Swabs

K-Y Jelly

Microgynon

And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the tenth day of Christmas

my true love sent to me:

No P.I.D

Clear Fallopian Tubes

Partner Tracing

Azithromycin

Text Results

Pee in A Pot

All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microynon
And A Stinging Sensation When I wee

On the eleventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Chocolate Flavoured Condoms
No P.I.D.
Clear Fallopian Tubes
Partner Tracing
Azithromycin
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Stinging Sensation when I wee

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Safer Sex
Chocolate Flavoured Condoms
No P.I.D.
Clear Fallopian Tubes
Partner Tracing
Azithromycin
Text Results
Pee in A Pot
All Kinds of Swabs
K-Y Jelly
Microgynon
And A Stinging Sensation when I pee.




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